Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you would pick up someone in the library
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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