He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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