and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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