And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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