so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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