I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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