Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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