i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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