I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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