Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You're like the curious george of whores
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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