I wish i was in the wii world.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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