i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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