Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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