Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Come see our sink grown plant.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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