I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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