she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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