just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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