at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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