babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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