My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize