i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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