Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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