david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
