4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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