I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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