I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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