Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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