wat bout pragnant strippers??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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