your thong is hanging out like whoa
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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