put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think I died a long time ago.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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