Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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