Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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