Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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