it was like eating out sand paper
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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