I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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