its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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