I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize