hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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