its not stalking. its research.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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