Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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