So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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