Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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