i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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