i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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