Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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