How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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