fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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