whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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