This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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