do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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