I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We left an ass print on the piano.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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