You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You were trust falling into bushes
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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