Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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