got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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